here is a humorous poem for you:
I intended to get some bread when I went to the store, but I came home with a hat.
I proudly wore it on my head and made my way outdoors with assurance in my step.
However, people started to point and smile as I walked down the street.
They grinned and said, “Great hat,” making me feel like the king of fashion.
Then after that, a bird swooped past and landed on the peak of my cap.
It delightedly chirped and twittered, and my hat turned into a bird’s nest.
The bird refused to go despite my attempts to shoo it away.
As a result, I now carry a feathered companion, and my hat has taken on the bird hotel trend.
Lesson learned, next time I’ll buy bread,
And leave the hats for the birds instead.
